Childrens Letters to God

1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda
2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce
3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet
4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. Love Alison
5. Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene
6. Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita
7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nancy

8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn
9. Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis

10. Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? Nathan 11. Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
12. Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
13. Dear God, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now? Billy
14. Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter
15. Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry
16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark
17. Dear God, My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say? Marsha
18. Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Barbara
19. Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny
20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God. Charles
21. Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff
22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !!!! Frank

And, saving the best for last . .
23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas

I Do Not Want This To Happen

DO WE WANT THESE PEOPLE BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE?????Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting allcontractual conditions of registering for the draft.Selective Service Number 326 46 228.Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.Bill Clinton refuses to report and is not inducted into the military.Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States ArmyReserves on August 07, 1969, under authority of Col. E. Holmes.Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University ofArkansas ROTC, September 1969.Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with ArmyReserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subjecttoarrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) registrant who has failed toreport..remain liable for induction.'Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969,butanyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice underPublic Law 90-40.Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitivefrom justice.Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21,1977, from President Carter.Bill Clinton FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President of theUnited States.All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests, public laws, andvarious books that have been published, and have not been refuted byClinton.After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, President Clinton promised thatthose responsible would be hunted down and punished.After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. militarypersonnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down andpunished.After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 andinjured 200 U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that thoseresponsiblewould be hunted down and punished.After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 andinjured 5,000; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted downandpunished.After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S.sailors; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down andpunished.Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people in NewYork and Washington, DC that are now dead would be alive today.AN INTERESTING QUESTION:This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in show. Without castingstones, it is a legitimate question.There are two men, both extremely wealthy. One develops relatively cheapsoftware and gives billions of dollars to charity.The other sponsors terrorism. That being the case, why was it that theClinton Administration spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over theeightyears in office, than Osama bin Laden?THINK ABOUT IT!It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to bewritten. Thisfrom two people who spent 8 years being unable to Recall anything aboutpastevents while under oath.Sincerely,Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)P.S. Please forward this to as many people as you can! We don't want thiswoman to even THINK of running for President.

Have a nice Memorial Day

To All our former members of the armed forces and to those who serve now.Take care and have a good and safe Memorial Day!!!!

Listen Up

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister ofMigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authoritieswill cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers willbe next, followed by Dell customer service reps. It's getting ugly.