Old Age??

Subject: Physical Exam As part of his yearly physical exam, the doctor requested a sperm count from his 85-year-old male patient. The doctor gave the man ajar and said,"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office andgave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. Thedoctor asked what happened. The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with myright hand, but nothing.Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.Then I asked my wife for help.She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She triedwith her mouth, first with the teethin, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too.First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' itbetween herknees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open".