Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Some items of interest.
Try going to ebay and put in the search box anything you think you might be interested in and you can proably find it there.There are all kind of sellers of every product you can think of on ebay. I have some items for sale mainly DVDs and VHS tapes,so if you are interested check out my auctions listed under jimsgoodinfo and see if there are anythings you might like. Also in that area are many other sellers of DVDs and tapes.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Read This America!!!!
Love him or loathe him, he nailed this one right on the head; and believe me, Limbaugh is not one of my favorites.
By Rush Limbaugh:
I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound.
No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country.
If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million.
If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable.
Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs.
If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry. And there's a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. When the child hits 18, those payments come to a screeching halt.
Keep in mind that some of the people who are getting an average of $1.185million up to $4.7 million are complaining that it's not enough. Their deaths were tragic, but for most, they were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Soldiers put themselves in harms way FOR ALL OF US, and they and their families know the dangers.We also learned over the weekend that some of the victims from the Oklahoma City bombing have started an organization asking for the same deal that the September 11 families are getting.
In addition to that, some of the families of those bombed in the embassies are now asking for compensation as well. You see where this is going, don't you?
Folks, this is part and parcel of over 50 years of entitlement politics in this country. It's just really sad. Every time a pay raise comes up for the military, they usually receive next to nothing of a raise.
Now the green machine is in combat in the Middle East while their families have to survive on food stamps and live in low-rent housing. Make sense?
However, our own U.S. Congress voted themselves a raise. Many of you don't know that they only have to be in Congress one time to receive a pension that is more than $15,000 per month. And most are now equal to being millionaires plus. They do not receive Social Security on retirement because they didn't have to pay into the system.
If some of the military people stay in for 20 years and get out as an E-7, they may receive a pension of $1,000 per month, and the very people who placed them in harm's way receives a pension of $15,000 per month.
I would like to see our elected officials pick up a weapon and join ranks before they start cutting out benefits and lowering pay for our sons and daughters who are now fighting ." When do we finally do something about this?" If this doesn't seem fair to you, it is time to forward this to as many people as you can.
By Rush Limbaugh:
I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound.
No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country.
If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million.
If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable.
Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs.
If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry. And there's a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. When the child hits 18, those payments come to a screeching halt.
Keep in mind that some of the people who are getting an average of $1.185million up to $4.7 million are complaining that it's not enough. Their deaths were tragic, but for most, they were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Soldiers put themselves in harms way FOR ALL OF US, and they and their families know the dangers.We also learned over the weekend that some of the victims from the Oklahoma City bombing have started an organization asking for the same deal that the September 11 families are getting.
In addition to that, some of the families of those bombed in the embassies are now asking for compensation as well. You see where this is going, don't you?
Folks, this is part and parcel of over 50 years of entitlement politics in this country. It's just really sad. Every time a pay raise comes up for the military, they usually receive next to nothing of a raise.
Now the green machine is in combat in the Middle East while their families have to survive on food stamps and live in low-rent housing. Make sense?
However, our own U.S. Congress voted themselves a raise. Many of you don't know that they only have to be in Congress one time to receive a pension that is more than $15,000 per month. And most are now equal to being millionaires plus. They do not receive Social Security on retirement because they didn't have to pay into the system.
If some of the military people stay in for 20 years and get out as an E-7, they may receive a pension of $1,000 per month, and the very people who placed them in harm's way receives a pension of $15,000 per month.
I would like to see our elected officials pick up a weapon and join ranks before they start cutting out benefits and lowering pay for our sons and daughters who are now fighting ." When do we finally do something about this?" If this doesn't seem fair to you, it is time to forward this to as many people as you can.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Anger Management
Subject: FWD: Adult Style...Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take itout on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out onsomeone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten tomake. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number!"and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn'scorrect number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed thelast twodigits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hungup. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put itin my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'dcall him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "asshole calling"would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Verizon.I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled"NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because,you're an asshole!"
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patientlywaited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot,but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back windowwhich included his phone number, so I wrote down the number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I ha d hisnumber on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too. Isaid, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked. "Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It's a yellow house, and thecar's parked right out in front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speeddial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1. "Hello." "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.) Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed. "Make me," I said. "Who are you?" he asked. "My name is Don Hansen." "Yeah? Where do you live?" "Asshole, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my blackBeamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start sayingyour prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up. Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?" he said. "Hello, asshole," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll what?" I said! "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediat! ely called the police, saying that I lived at34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to kill mygay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Mowbray Blvd,Vaucluse. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of eachother in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a newscrew.
NOW I feel much better.
Anger management really works...
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take itout on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out onsomeone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten tomake. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in number!"and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn'scorrect number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed thelast twodigits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hungup. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put itin my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'dcall him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "asshole calling"would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Verizon.I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled"NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because,you're an asshole!"
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patientlywaited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot,but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back windowwhich included his phone number, so I wrote down the number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I ha d hisnumber on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too. Isaid, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked. "Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It's a yellow house, and thecar's parked right out in front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speeddial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1. "Hello." "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.) Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed. "Make me," I said. "Who are you?" he asked. "My name is Don Hansen." "Yeah? Where do you live?" "Asshole, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my blackBeamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start sayingyour prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up. Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?" he said. "Hello, asshole," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll what?" I said! "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediat! ely called the police, saying that I lived at34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to kill mygay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Mowbray Blvd,Vaucluse. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of eachother in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a newscrew.
NOW I feel much better.
Anger management really works...
Monday, June 19, 2006
This really bothers me!!!
For about 37 years I was a smoker. When I quit I was up to about 2 1/2 packs a day. tried to quit many times, I knew they are addictive. Well I finally quit about 16 years ago and now I am on the bandwagon for peoples rights. I beleive that the non smokers should get off their highhorse and quit getting laws passed that are a pain in the ass for smokers. I know its bad for your health and all that crap, but smokers have rights too. They just passed a law here in San Diego county to ban smoking at the beach!!! What kind of shit is that. This world belongs to everyone not just the chosen few. Back off assholes. Let other people do their thing.Enough said on that subject.
Whats with guys over 10 years old wearing their hats backwards???? Grow up!!!!!
Whats with guys over 10 years old wearing their hats backwards???? Grow up!!!!!
Thursday, June 15, 2006
I don't Care!
WHAT'S ALL OF THE FUSS? "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?
Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally Murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from Our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three Thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing Death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" When an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't; I don't care at all.
I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents For incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start Caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime In Saudi Arabia .
I'll care when Abu Musab al-Zarqawi tells the world he is sorry for Hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his Gurggling, slashed throat.( He's Dead )
I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out And fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by Hiding in mosques.
I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in Search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range Of their suicide bombs.
I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law Instead of the United State s Constitution's Bill of Rights.
In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave Marine Roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care. When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who Have been humiliated in what amounts to a college hazing incident, Rest assured that I don't care. When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is Told not to move because he might be booby-trap ped, you can Take it to the bank that I don't care. When I hear that a prisoner, ! who was issued a Koran and a Prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax Dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled," YOU can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts that I don't care.
And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and---- you got it, I DON'T CARE!
If you agree with this view point, pass this on to all your e-mail Friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this Ridiculous behavior! If you don't agree, then by all means hit the Delete button.
Should you choose the latter, then please don't Complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims Happen here in our great country. "If you can read this, Thank a teacher! If you are reading it in English, Thank a Veteran."
Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally Murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from Our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three Thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing Death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" When an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't; I don't care at all.
I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents For incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start Caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime In Saudi Arabia .
I'll care when Abu Musab al-Zarqawi tells the world he is sorry for Hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his Gurggling, slashed throat.( He's Dead )
I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out And fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by Hiding in mosques.
I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in Search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range Of their suicide bombs.
I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law Instead of the United State s Constitution's Bill of Rights.
In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave Marine Roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care. When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who Have been humiliated in what amounts to a college hazing incident, Rest assured that I don't care. When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is Told not to move because he might be booby-trap ped, you can Take it to the bank that I don't care. When I hear that a prisoner, ! who was issued a Koran and a Prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax Dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled," YOU can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts that I don't care.
And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and---- you got it, I DON'T CARE!
If you agree with this view point, pass this on to all your e-mail Friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this Ridiculous behavior! If you don't agree, then by all means hit the Delete button.
Should you choose the latter, then please don't Complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims Happen here in our great country. "If you can read this, Thank a teacher! If you are reading it in English, Thank a Veteran."
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Another great Day
Just another great day in sunny southern california. Got to be about 91 degrees here and the sun was just shinning away.Could'nt be any better. I realize that other parts of this beautiful country are having some problems, but here its great ,here in the hills outside San Diego.
I really need to get my butt in gear and come up with some digital items to sell online but sometimes I just get to complacent and don't want to do a hell of a lot.
Does anyone have any good ideas abou what to write about,that would sell online or on ebay? Drop me a line and I'll come up with something for you to persue and make money from. Do you like to golf? Play poker,cook, fish ,play sports make movies,or copy movies? let me know and I'll try to help.
I really need to get my butt in gear and come up with some digital items to sell online but sometimes I just get to complacent and don't want to do a hell of a lot.
Does anyone have any good ideas abou what to write about,that would sell online or on ebay? Drop me a line and I'll come up with something for you to persue and make money from. Do you like to golf? Play poker,cook, fish ,play sports make movies,or copy movies? let me know and I'll try to help.
Monday, June 12, 2006
Like Wood Working???
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Go to http://www.ebay.com look for jimsgoodinfo and take a look at The Complete Guide to Wood Finishing for only $11.97 you get a digital delivery right away.
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American Gladitor!!
Subject: Gladiator - American Styleslide show is Great...
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Sunday, June 11, 2006
Poll
LATEST POLLING IN TEXAS SHOWS Forty-three percent of all TEXANS say that immigration is a serious problem.
The other 57 percent said, "No habla englés"
The other 57 percent said, "No habla englés"
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Junk Mail
Subject: Junk MailAge GaugeThis will really make you feel old.......Put your birth date in the pop up window after you click on the below link.What happens is pretty interesting. It's also amazing how quickly it computes!!Very cool. Send it on to all you think might like a bit of trivia!!Click here:http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html
Friday, June 09, 2006
Are you trying to make Money??
I have a few sites that you can log onto and get the information you need to get a good income for yourself and your family.Some of these sites are very good moneymakers for you and some of them are starting points you can get the information you need for a price.
Look all these sites over very carefully and make a decision on this advice. There are a lot of sites out there that are about making money for the site owner.Some are helpful sites. And some are downright crooks. Please read all of these site information very carefully.
http://www.all-good-info.com
http://www.webbusinesswizard.com
http://mydigitaldispatch.com
http://www.ebay.com
Look all these sites over very carefully and make a decision on this advice. There are a lot of sites out there that are about making money for the site owner.Some are helpful sites. And some are downright crooks. Please read all of these site information very carefully.
http://www.all-good-info.com
http://www.webbusinesswizard.com
http://mydigitaldispatch.com
http://www.ebay.com
Monday, June 05, 2006
I'm having a bit of trouble with this blog
I'm having a heck of a time just trying to keep this blog working. Everytime I visit other blogs, this one wants to close. I kept thinking it was my computer but I have cleaned the disc fragmented and ran a virus check. Any one have any suggestions??Thanks in advance.
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Who Voted to Give Social Security to Illegals
THESE ARE THE SENATORS WHO VOTED TO GIVE ILLEGAL ALIENS SOCIALSECURITY BENEFITS. REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL PARTY, THESE POLITICIANS NEEDTO BE DEFEATED IN 2006, 2008 OR 2010 WHENEVER THEY COME UP FOR OFFICE. SENDTHIS TO ANYONE YOU KNOW IN ANY OF THE STATES LISTED. THE ENTIRE POPULATIONOF THE UNITED STATES NEED TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION. THAT IS UNLESS THEY DONOT MIND SHARING THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY WITH FOREIGN WORKERS WHEN AMERICANCITIZENS ARE BEING LEFT OUT.Grouped by Home State Alabama: Alaska: Stevens (R-AK), Yea Arizona: McCain (R-AZ), Yea Arkansas: Lincoln (D-AR), Yea Pryor (D-AR), Yea California: Boxer (D-CA), Yea Feinstein (D-CA), Yea Colorado: Salazar (D-CO), Yea Connecticut: Dodd (D-CT), Yea Lieberman (D-CT), Yea Delaware: Biden (D-DE), Yea Carper (D-DE), Yea Florida: Martinez (R-FL), Yea Georgia: Hawaii: Akaka (D-HI), Yea Inouye (D-HI), Yea Idaho: Illinois: Durbin (D-IL), Yea Obama (D-IL), Yea Indiana: Bayh (D-IN), Yea Lugar (R-IN), Yea Iowa: Harkin (D-IA), Yea Kansas: Brownback (R-KS), Yea Kentucky: Louisiana: Landrieu (D-LA), Yea Maine: Maryland: Mikulski (D-MD), Yea Sarbanes (D-MD), Yea Massachusetts: Kennedy (D-MA), Yea Kerry (D-MA), Yea Michigan: Levin (D-MI), Yea Stabenow (D-MI), Yea Minnesota: Mississippi: Missouri: Montana: Baucus (D-MT), Yea Nebraska: Hagel (R-NE), Yea Nevada: Reid (D-NV), Yea New Hampshire: New Jersey: Lautenberg (D-NJ), Yea Menendez (D-NJ), Yea New Mexico: Bingaman (D-NM), Yea New York: Clinton (D-NY), Yea Schumer (D-NY), Yea North Carolina: North Dakota: Dorgan (D-ND), Yea Ohio: DeWine (R-OH), Yea Voinovich (R-OH), Yea Oklahoma: Oregon: Wyden (D-OR), Yea Pennsylvania: Specter (R-PA), Yea Rhode Island: Chafee (R-RI), Yea Reed (D-RI), Yea South Carolina: Graham (R-SC), Yea South Dakota: Johnson (D-SD), Yea Tennessee: Texas: Utah: Vermont: Jeffords (I-VT), Yea Leahy (D-VT), Yea Virginia: Washington: Cantwell (D-WA), Yea Murray (D-WA), Yea West Virginia: Rockefeller (D-WV), Not Voting Wisconsin: Feingold (D-WI), Yea Kohl (D-WI), Yea
Friday, June 02, 2006
I'm Here to VENT today!
I am really sick and tired of all this crap going on about the deaths of those people in Iraq.
The" politics and the ____media " need to stay out of a war zone. Let the people hired to do the job of fighting a war, fight the war! People get killed in any war .It just happens. Hopefully its the enemy combatent, but shit happens.The Generals need to direct the war,but can't do it with the press and polititions looking over their shoulders. The warriors can't fight like the need to when the press has got a camera stuck in your face everytime you look around. Im very sorry that Kimberly Dozser and her crew were involved,but as I said they should not have been there.
Let them be,let them fight the war!!! Then and only then will the troops get to come home.
KEEP POLITICS AND PRESS OUT!!!!!!
The" politics and the ____media " need to stay out of a war zone. Let the people hired to do the job of fighting a war, fight the war! People get killed in any war .It just happens. Hopefully its the enemy combatent, but shit happens.The Generals need to direct the war,but can't do it with the press and polititions looking over their shoulders. The warriors can't fight like the need to when the press has got a camera stuck in your face everytime you look around. Im very sorry that Kimberly Dozser and her crew were involved,but as I said they should not have been there.
Let them be,let them fight the war!!! Then and only then will the troops get to come home.
KEEP POLITICS AND PRESS OUT!!!!!!
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Old Age??
Subject: Physical Exam As part of his yearly physical exam, the doctor requested a sperm count from his 85-year-old male patient. The doctor gave the man ajar and said,"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office andgave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. Thedoctor asked what happened. The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with myright hand, but nothing.Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.Then I asked my wife for help.She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She triedwith her mouth, first with the teethin, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too.First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' itbetween herknees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open".
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